Central Division 2022-23

The only NBA division to ever matter.

CHICAGO BULLS

2021-22: 46-36, 13th in offense, 22nd defensively, sixth in East, lost in first round to the Bucks.

Gains: Andre Drummond (two years and $6.6 million, second season a player option, damn, fucking, dammit), Dalen Terry (No. 18 pick), Goran Dragic (one year $2.9 million).

Losses: Tristan Thompson and thank fuck for that, Matt Thomas, Tyler Cook, Troy Brown Jr. (Lakers).

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C: Nikola Vucevic — maybe don’t ask your low-post big man to also be your lone outside threat? Doug Collins probably texts “I told u so” to Jerry Reinsdorf twice a week.