Sweet sips of NBA
Hi there, I missed you. I am back home, in a library, and everyone working here looks like they’ve modeled at some point in their journey.
I only have 88 minutes to edit this.
LOOK AT LUKA GO
Sorry for bringing the internet into this post, but I’m getting a lot of “why hasn’t Brett Favre been forced to apologize”-vibes from Luka Dončić’s start, which is something to consider, something for a doof like me to learn from. We can surely agree a Black, recently-retired sporting hero similar to Favre’s stature would be wrung through way, way more than the white counterpart. And I don’t mind any discussion tackling a Packer.
I once spent all November and December deriding James Harden’s Rocket mortgaging, the mathball that won him 47-12-11 statlines, games I claimed to be bored with.
Luka has the highest usage rate since the tangy night I was introduced to the idea of free hors d’oeuvres and and the concept of tuna rolls in the same instant. And like that springy rice, I’m hovering for every available chew.
“I wanted a celebration. I don’t know why I did that, honestly. I’m not going to shush our fans, so I don’t know what I was doing.”
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) 6:03 AM ∙ Nov 16, 2022
Luka Doncic on his dagger three celebration vs. the Clippers 😂
(via @NBA)
Maybe the shush is for us, worrying over his usage. You didn’t like me chubby, I’m in the best shape of my life, and you still have a problem? You want me to let Dwight dribble?
